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Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!
Billy_MayesDate: Saturday, 22.02.2014, 21:13 | Message # 91
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Quote Master_Rambo ()
I wish my wish wouldn't become corrupt


Wish granted, but your original wish was to jump into a volcano.

I wish I had 1000€ right on my hand now,
as a stack of authentic 100€ bills made out of whatever real bills are made out of.

Try to corrupt that!





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Inspector_GadgetDate: Monday, 24.02.2014, 12:09 | Message # 92
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I wish I had 1000€ right on my hand now,
as a stack of authentic 100€ bills made out of whatever real bills are made out of.


Granted. You now have 1000€ in your hand. Unfortunantly they belong to a street gang. They break the door down, take the money back, beat you up and leave the place havocked.

I wish I had the ability to control peoples mind completely.
 
Destructor1701Date: Monday, 24.02.2014, 16:38 | Message # 93
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Wish granted, you can control one person's mind completely, but in so doing, you vacate your body, which promptly dies. Your family and friends mourn your passing, and, as per your wishes, you are cremated along with all your belongings. Meanwhile, the person whose mind you now control has been totally overwritten by you, ending a second person's life due to your wish.

I wish that when I die, my body be committed to the stars - complete and dressed formally, on an escape trajectory out of the solar system.
In my breast pocket, there will be radiation-hardened data storage device full of information about humanity.
I will surely orbit the centre of the galaxy a few times, perhaps my lifeless corpse will bear witness to the collision of the Milky Way and Andromeda.
If I'm ever discovered by intelligent life elsewhere, my by-then bleached white body may serve as a time-capsule about a surely by-then extinct civilisation. The information on the Data Storage Device will be given invaluable context by the examination of my body, and how it works.

I can think of a couple of obvious immediate corruptions of this one, but the stipulation that my wish involves eons of lonely orbiting the galaxy ought to make it more difficult. biggrin

(edited for extremity)







Edited by Destructor1701 - Monday, 24.02.2014, 17:45
 
Antza2Date: Monday, 24.02.2014, 17:25 | Message # 94
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That's streching the forum rules a bit.




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Destructor1701Date: Monday, 24.02.2014, 17:46 | Message # 95
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Edited, sorry.




 
DisasterpieceDate: Saturday, 01.03.2014, 02:45 | Message # 96
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Quote Antza2 ()
That's streching the forum rules a bit.

It was still pretty funny.

Quote Destructor1701 ()
I wish that when I die, my body be committed to the stars - complete and dressed formally, on an escape trajectory out of the solar system.
In my breast pocket, there will be radiation-hardened data storage device full of information about humanity.
I will surely orbit the centre of the galaxy a few times, perhaps my lifeless corpse will bear witness to the collision of the Milky Way and Andromeda.
If I'm ever discovered by intelligent life elsewhere, my by-then bleached white body may serve as a time-capsule about a surely by-then extinct civilisation. The information on the Data Storage Device will be given invaluable context by the examination of my body, and how it works.

All this happens, but you die now.

I wish I was a shirt.





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Joey_PenguinDate: Saturday, 01.03.2014, 21:51 | Message # 97
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I wish for a battalion of penguins at my beck and call.





Careful. The PLATT Collective has spurs.

Edited by Joey_Penguin - Saturday, 01.03.2014, 21:54
 
DisasterpieceDate: Sunday, 02.03.2014, 19:32 | Message # 98
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I wish for a battalion of penguins at my beck and call.

A new law is passed, making penguins an "abominable" species. You are forced to watch as the entire army is executed for false war crimes.

I wish I had a pencil.





I play teh spase engien
 
RockoRocksDate: Sunday, 02.03.2014, 19:47 | Message # 99
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I wish I had a pencil.

wish granted

later on:

I wish I had an Occulus Rift





I will be inactive on this forum for the time being. Might come back eventually

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Edited by RockoRocks - Sunday, 02.03.2014, 19:50
 
DisasterpieceDate: Tuesday, 25.03.2014, 21:29 | Message # 100
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I wish I had an Occulus Rift

You get one... with a face-hugger hidden inside.

I wish my homework finished itself.





I play teh spase engien
 
RockoRocksDate: Wednesday, 26.03.2014, 14:57 | Message # 101
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Quote Disasterpiece ()
You get one... with a face-hugger hidden inside.

Is that because Facebook bought Occulus Rift?





I will be inactive on this forum for the time being. Might come back eventually

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Edited by RockoRocks - Wednesday, 26.03.2014, 15:06
 
SolarLinerDate: Wednesday, 26.03.2014, 15:08 | Message # 102
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I wish my homework finished itself.

They are, but they're horribly wrong and it was actually noted homework.

I wish I could travel so fast that I can observe the Milky Way from the outside.





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Antza2Date: Wednesday, 26.03.2014, 17:41 | Message # 103
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Quote SolarLiner ()
I wish I could travel so fast that I can observe the Milky Way from the outside.

Wish granted. But you can only travel one way and without life support.

I wish i wasn't so shy.





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DisasterpieceDate: Saturday, 29.03.2014, 04:18 | Message # 104
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I wish i wasn't so shy.

You become incredibly outgoing... but no one likes you anymore.

I wish it wasn't so cold outside.





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Destructor1701Date: Saturday, 29.03.2014, 04:30 | Message # 105
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Granted.

You smell something cooking.

Mmmm, smells delicious!

You realise it's all life on Earth.

I wish I could maintain a sane sleep cycle.







Edited by Destructor1701 - Saturday, 29.03.2014, 04:30
 
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