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Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!
werdnaforeverDate: Monday, 02.09.2013, 20:51 | Message # 61
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I wish my body was actually a manifestation of a galaxy-wide networked quantum computer. I am able to do anything as long as it is within the laws of physics. The computers are able to communicate instantaneously. They are also impervious to viruses and they can put themselves back together after they are destroyed.

You become part of a computer system, but it is created by a dying civilization that is not very advanced or good at building computers. The civilization dies, and you have no way to preform self-maintenance. Your fate is that you accidentally get stuck in a infinite loop due to a programming oversight. You are forced to do the same calculation over and over for years as your various processors fail.

Eventually, the system is too damaged. In an instant- your last instant in this universe- you die. It is the most painful feeling any consciousness could possibly experience. After that a whole lot of nothing happens as all life slowly starts to die out on the planet due to the toxic waste products your system created. Your ruins (and your civilizations' ruins) are never discovered by any other civilization. Your sun turns into a red giant, and your planet is burned to ashes.

I wish this thread would stay open, and would not be closed.
(ha ha ha ha ha!)
 
DisasterpieceDate: Monday, 02.09.2013, 21:08 | Message # 62
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I wish this thread would stay open, and would not be closed.

The thread closes its jaws of steel for brief moment with you in between the teeth.

I wish I could swing on the spiral of our divinity and still be a human. With my feet upon the ground I move myeslf between the sounds and open wide to suck it in. I feel it move across my skin. I'm reaching up and reaching out. I'm reaching for the random or what ever will bewilder me, what ever will bewilder me. And following our will and wind we may just go where no one's been. We'll ride the spiral to the end and may just go where no one's been.





I play teh spase engien
 
SpyroDate: Monday, 02.09.2013, 22:41 | Message # 63
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You ride the spiral only to find half a blueberry Pi and an eaten Strawberry Tau. A cow walks up to you and explodes in the second big bang. Only everything is made of beef. Enjoy.

I wish somebody gave me a reputation point.





I'm back, but am I here to stay? Hopefully!
 
DisasterpieceDate: Tuesday, 03.09.2013, 02:48 | Message # 64
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I would give you a negative reputation point but that would be obnoxious.

I wish spyro understood that my previous wish was copy-pasted song lyrics.





I play teh spase engien
 
SpyroDate: Tuesday, 03.09.2013, 11:30 | Message # 65
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I do now. I don't really see how that changes anything.

I wish I was inside a submarine on Europa.





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DisasterpieceDate: Friday, 06.09.2013, 01:59 | Message # 66
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You are now in a submarine on Europa. Wait, where's the return ship, and where's the food. Also, there turns out to be no ocean on Europa.

I wish I had a wish. Using that wish I wish for a wish. Using that wish I wish for a wish. Using that wish I wish for a wish. Using that wish I wish for a wish. Using that wish I wish for a wish. Using that wish I wish for a wish. Using that wish I wish for a wish. Using that wish I wish for a wish. Using that wish I wish for a wish. And so on.





I play teh spase engien
 
WatsisnameDate: Friday, 06.09.2013, 03:31 | Message # 67
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Also, there turns out to be no ocean on Europa.


Because it's in Europa? :V

Anyway, your wish is granted! Now you're in an infinite loop of using each of your wishes to get more wishes with which to wish for more wishes, until the heat death of the universe. Have fun with that.

I wish I was a senile wizard, with wizard powers. wizard
I'd use my awesome magic to turn my foes into little toy trucks and spend all day playing with them in my room. senile





 
SalvoDate: Friday, 06.09.2013, 23:16 | Message # 68
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I wish I was a senile wizard, with wizard powers.
I'd use my awesome magic to turn my foes into little toy trucks and spend all day playing with them in my room.


You would become a magician and you will have to go to Hogwarts, but you couldn't use your magic at home, plus, there is not a magic to do that. Oh, wait, there is no magic at all.

I wish I could have an infinite-zoom telescope to look even into cities of most distant civilities happy





The universe is not required to be in perfect harmony with human ambition.

CPU: Intel Core i7 4770 GPU: ASUS Radeon R9 270 RAM: 8 GBs

(still don't know why everyone is doing this...)
 
Crashman1390Date: Friday, 06.09.2013, 23:34 | Message # 69
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I wish I could have an infinite-zoom telescope to look even into cities of most distant civilities

You zoom in too far and land up seeing the big bang itself, you get blinded and pass out.

I wish I got the Post-Pandemic edition of THE LAST OF US





[b]I was wrong, this forum still has a horrible community.[/b]
 
WatsisnameDate: Saturday, 07.09.2013, 02:10 | Message # 70
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YOU GO TOO FAR! NO MAKE COSMIC LIGHT BIGGER!


ME GO TOO FAR?
NO, AM DO SCIENCE! OBSERVATIONS MAKE SMARTER!
*zooms in, gets blinded*
ME AM PLAY GODS!





 
Crashman1390Date: Saturday, 07.09.2013, 04:09 | Message # 71
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That, in real life made me laugh out loud. biggrin




[b]I was wrong, this forum still has a horrible community.[/b]
 
werdnaforeverDate: Saturday, 07.09.2013, 07:22 | Message # 72
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That, in real life made me laugh out loud. biggrin

This isn't a wish

EDIT: I wish this post was a wish


Edited by werdnaforever - Saturday, 07.09.2013, 07:23
 
2000gmod2Date: Wednesday, 22.01.2014, 21:41 | Message # 73
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I wish this post was a wish


It turns out your post isnt a wish at all,so this isn't a anti-wish post, so i would not respond to this post, that would make a time paradox, the results of that would create a time paradox wich would create time-time paradox, wich would create a chain reaction wich would DESTROY THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE!

I wish i had Ununoctium.
 
SalvoDate: Wednesday, 22.01.2014, 22:05 | Message # 74
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I wish i had Ununoctium.

You find a container with 2.3 mg of Ununoctium, you try to open it, but it suddenly decades turning the air around you in UuoO3 . (?)

I wish, you could smell what I'm smelling, mh mh mh (hope someone gets the reference)





The universe is not required to be in perfect harmony with human ambition.

CPU: Intel Core i7 4770 GPU: ASUS Radeon R9 270 RAM: 8 GBs

(still don't know why everyone is doing this...)


Edited by Salvo - Wednesday, 22.01.2014, 22:08
 
Antza2Date: Wednesday, 22.01.2014, 22:33 | Message # 75
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I wish, you could smell what I'm smelling, mh mh mh (hope someone gets the reference)

(i don't get it.)
You are smelling a public toilet after a rock festival. (MAKE IT STOP)

I wish i had the enthusiasm to clean my house.





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