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Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!
SpyroDate: Saturday, 03.08.2013, 14:16 | Message # 46
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Sorry, I taped my mouth shut long ago.

I wish I didn't spell kayak backwards all the time.





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anonymousgamerDate: Saturday, 03.08.2013, 18:20 | Message # 47
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Now you'll be yelling kayak backwards all the time.

I wish Spider Man 4 was greenlighted instead of rebooting the series.





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werdnaforeverDate: Saturday, 03.08.2013, 19:09 | Message # 48
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Spiderman will vanish from existence and you will forget everything about him.

I wish the sun lasts longer than 1 more day from this posting before it goes nova.
 
SalvoDate: Saturday, 03.08.2013, 19:35 | Message # 49
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The sun is already a nova, you'll see it in 10 minutes.

I wish I could have tons of banana.





The universe is not required to be in perfect harmony with human ambition.

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(still don't know why everyone is doing this...)
 
SpyroDate: Saturday, 03.08.2013, 21:27 | Message # 50
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8,000 lbs. of Banana fall from the sky. It just so happens that it lands on you.

I wish my little brother wasn't obsessed with slapping people's butts.





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DisasterpieceDate: Sunday, 04.08.2013, 05:11 | Message # 51
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He is now obsessed with slapping people's... uh... prized possessions. Shortly after he is arrested for sexual assault.

I wish I fell off a building at a survivable speed, only to be impaled on a piece of rebar which goes through my intestines. The hole in my intestines makes them leak, and the majority of the muscles in my back and all of my legs become necrotic. They are all removed and I become a barely functional torso.





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WatsisnameDate: Sunday, 04.08.2013, 07:33 | Message # 52
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Your wish is granted. Thanks to a sudden windgust during your fall, you pass through several awnings and then land on a taxicab. The license plate says FRESH and it has dice in the mirror. YO HOLMES TO BEL-AIR!




 
SpyroDate: Monday, 02.09.2013, 00:08 | Message # 53
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And you don't wish for anything? Granted. Nothing has ever existed, is existing, or ever will exist for as long as time doesn't wor
[PARADOX DETECTED]

I wish I saw Neil first walk on the moon.





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Edited by Spyro - Monday, 02.09.2013, 00:11
 
werdnaforeverDate: Monday, 02.09.2013, 00:51 | Message # 54
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Quote (Salvo)
10 minutes

Wrong. 8 minutes

Quote (Spyro)
I wish I saw Neil first walk on the moon.

The moon landing was faked. It's so obvious and also NASA is the Illuminati

I wish that the wish in the next sentence will be corrupted forever. I wish that I hadn't decided to make a wish in the previous sentence.
 
Joey_PenguinDate: Monday, 02.09.2013, 01:57 | Message # 55
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T͗̋̑ͭh̦̞̹̻̭̫̲ͯ̐ͥ́ͭ̇̅͟ǐ̥̜̥ͮ͌̇͌ͣ̊ṣ̸͇͙̣̮͓̹ ͉̭̭̳͂͌ͯͦͦ͝ͅi̛s̷̺͙̠̜̳͈ͣͬ ̧̗̪͖̭̠̫̻̾ͧt̡hͮͨ̈́͑͏̟̣̦̮e̴̹ͦ̆̃ n̬͓̰̳̹̝ͤe̢̱̘̖̖̒x̫̲͖͔̙̘̖͛ͫẗ̡̤̜͖́ͯ̒̒͗̾͌ ̒ͯͩ̿̈ș̛͍̱̮͕̿͆̎̇͛̐͑e̳̝̙̅̃̆́͒ͩ̈n͕̭̩̓̀̍͂ͬt̷̹̩̪͓͋ͪ̚e͏̗͇̦͔̬͈̲n̜̮̹̮͉̓̆c͔ͬͦ̾ͫẽ̵̹̜̼̪̰͋.̣̣̝̜̃̈͆̅

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Quote (Salvo)
10 minutes

Wrong. 8 minutes


I wish it was 10 minutes.





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Edited by Joey_Penguin - Monday, 02.09.2013, 15:52
 
WatsisnameDate: Monday, 02.09.2013, 04:30 | Message # 56
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!!!PARADOX DETECTED!!!
>Terminating process...
>Reloading previous uncorrupted save state...
......
>Universe restored
>Enter new wish? Y/N





 
werdnaforeverDate: Monday, 02.09.2013, 05:02 | Message # 57
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>Enter new wish? Y/N

>Y;
>newwish:=I wish that I was not wishing for anything;
 
WatsisnameDate: Monday, 02.09.2013, 07:15 | Message # 58
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Your wish:
"I wish that I was not wishing for anything",
has been received and processed successfully. Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of ALL THE THINGS

Delivery time is calculated to be twenty-six scale factors of the universe. Thank you! I wish you have a nice day.





 
SpyroDate: Monday, 02.09.2013, 12:36 | Message # 59
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The day grows sentient and gives everybody candy. You eat too much candy and get horribly sick.

I wish my dad had enough money to afford our old house.





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DisasterpieceDate: Monday, 02.09.2013, 16:03 | Message # 60
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I wish my body was actually a manifestation of a galaxy-wide networked quantum computer. I am able to do anything as long as it is within the laws of physics. The computers are able to communicate instantaneously. They are also impervious to viruses and they can put themselves back together after they are destroyed.




I play teh spase engien
 
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