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Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!
anonymousgamerDate: Friday, 07.06.2013, 23:17 | Message # 16
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On your second flight, you stall and crash.

I wish I was good at bowling...





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WatsisnameDate: Friday, 07.06.2013, 23:44 | Message # 17
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Your wish is granted. You become so good at bowling you constantly bowl 300s. Everyone around you becomes envious of your supernatural talent. You lose all your friends. Your mind is so concentrated on bowling you forget how to do everything else. Unable to function in life, you end up bed-ridden with only your perfect game rings for company.

(Oooh, that's dark.) tongue

I wish the Moon's orbital inclination was reduced to 0.5 degrees.





 
anonymousgamerDate: Friday, 07.06.2013, 23:51 | Message # 18
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This puts it into the path of a previously unknown dwarf planet. The gravity of the moon shifts the orbit of the dwarf planet from a previously harmless one to an orbit that will collide with the side of the Earth. People can only watch as their doom approaches, soon ending all life on the planet.

I wish that portal guns were real. And working. And harmless. And in my possession. And free.





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DisasterpieceDate: Saturday, 08.06.2013, 00:12 | Message # 19
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I wish that portal guns were real. And working. And harmless. And in my possession. And free.

You accidentally put the whole solar system into a feedback loop through portals. The radiation slowly cooks all of humanity and sterilizes Earth. Nice job.

I wish the pestilence that is humanity is eradicated.





I play teh spase engien
 
Joey_PenguinDate: Saturday, 08.06.2013, 00:44 | Message # 20
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Naked mole rats inherit the earth and become even more environmentally reckless than the humans.

I wish for lung cancer.





Careful. The PLATT Collective has spurs.
 
anonymousgamerDate: Saturday, 08.06.2013, 00:51 | Message # 21
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Granted.

I wish for a faster computer.





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WatsisnameDate: Saturday, 08.06.2013, 00:52 | Message # 22
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Your wish is granted. You are hospitalized for lung cancer. You receive chemotherapy and a large prescription of drugs. Then the cancer is surgically removed. Your are now better. Your bill is $147,000.

Dangit!

Your wish is granted. Your computer participates in the Olympics and runs a 3 minute mile. It then breaks down into a state of disrepair.

I wish for a perfectly cooked steak with a side of A1 and served to me by a very beautiful waitress.





 
DisasterpieceDate: Saturday, 08.06.2013, 02:47 | Message # 23
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I wish for a perfectly cooked steak with a side of A1 and served to me by a very beautiful waitress.

The steak ends up being human flesh and the waitress a cannibal, she (ha! immature joke) unfortunately eats you.

I wish for the end of disney.





I play teh spase engien
 
anonymousgamerDate: Saturday, 08.06.2013, 03:20 | Message # 24
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Disney gets bought out by another company; their franchises are continued.

I wish I had delicious, healthy, chocolate flavored, infinite ice cream in a tub that is easy to carry and always stays at -5C without drawing energy from outside sources. (I tried to make it difficult :p)





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Edited by anonymousgamer - Saturday, 08.06.2013, 03:20
 
Crashman1390Date: Saturday, 08.06.2013, 04:12 | Message # 25
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The ice cream becomes sentient, and tries to eat YOU!

I wish winter was fun.





[b]I was wrong, this forum still has a horrible community.[/b]
 
Zipp3rDate: Saturday, 08.06.2013, 12:11 | Message # 26
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I wish winter was fun.

People in southern hemisphere have a great deal of fun when it's winter in the northern hemisphere

I wish to be able to read people's thoughts and be able to translate them from whatever language they speak to any other
 
VoekoevakaDate: Saturday, 08.06.2013, 12:32 | Message # 27
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You understand that extraterrestrials are saying "destroy Earth" in their own language.

I wish I have 9001 cats.





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anonymousgamerDate: Saturday, 08.06.2013, 13:06 | Message # 28
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Granted. Suddenly, tigers.

I wish these wishes weren't corrupted.





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Crashman1390Date: Saturday, 08.06.2013, 16:44 | Message # 29
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Your wish has caught on fire.

I wish I went to the Gliese 581 system.





[b]I was wrong, this forum still has a horrible community.[/b]
 
SpyroDate: Saturday, 08.06.2013, 21:14 | Message # 30
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You fly over to the Gliese 581 system, only to discover that SpaceEngineer had completely removed Gliese 581g AND Gliese 581f! (It really DID happen go over and see. cry )

I wish for Gliese581g to come back as a live bearing planet! cry
MY FAVORITE SOLAR SYSTEM RUINED BY SE!





I'm back, but am I here to stay? Hopefully!
 
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