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Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!
kham132Date: Monday, 16.05.2016, 02:10 | Message # 166
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Everyone is dead and you have no people to rule over.

I wish for a wish.





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IanTheGuyDate: Monday, 16.05.2016, 03:04 | Message # 167
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Your wish costs 1 wish

I wish for peace on earth





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SalvoDate: Monday, 16.05.2016, 06:24 | Message # 168
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Quote IanTheGuy ()
I wish for peace on earth

Wish granted. On the earth there's peace everywhere, but elsewhere in the universe all the civilities starts to destroy each other and themselves, until one of them decides to attack the earth and we all die.

I wish that the girl I've met some days ago hadn't started to not-reply my messages...





The universe is not required to be in perfect harmony with human ambition.

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(still don't know why everyone is doing this...)


Edited by Salvo - Monday, 16.05.2016, 06:30
 
OstariskDate: Monday, 16.05.2016, 06:51 | Message # 169
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Quote Salvo ()
I wish that the girl I've met some days ago hadn't started to not-reply my messages...

Wish granted. she stops replying to you but starts replying to everyone else in every form. everyone wants to suicide, so everyone dies. even the sun wants to die...

I wish the forum was way more active.






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SalvoDate: Monday, 16.05.2016, 07:37 | Message # 170
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Quote Ostarisk ()
she stops replying to you

I badly explained myself tongue





The universe is not required to be in perfect harmony with human ambition.

CPU: Intel Core i7 4770 GPU: ASUS Radeon R9 270 RAM: 8 GBs

(still don't know why everyone is doing this...)
 
Antza2Date: Monday, 16.05.2016, 07:57 | Message # 171
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Quote Ostarisk ()
I wish the forum was way more active.

Wish granted. The forum is now a political war zone.

I wish Linux had the market share and harware/software support of Windows.





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HarbingerDawnDate: Monday, 16.05.2016, 08:13 | Message # 172
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Quote Antza2 ()
I wish Linux had the market share and harware/software support of Windows.

Wish granted. However, it is now a capital crime to call it anything other than GNU/Linux.

I wish this thread would disappear forever.





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Antza2Date: Monday, 16.05.2016, 08:17 | Message # 173
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I wish this thread would disappear forever.

Wish granted, but an exact copy immediately takes its place.

I wish i could understand C memory allocation.





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OstariskDate: Monday, 16.05.2016, 08:24 | Message # 174
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Quote HarbingerDawn ()
I wish this thread would disappear forever.

Edit: dang you Antza! you beat me to it!






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Edited by Ostarisk - Monday, 16.05.2016, 08:26
 
WatsisnameDate: Monday, 16.05.2016, 08:57 | Message # 175
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Wish granted. Antza lives on in the infinite void, slowly gathering his power. Countless infinities pass. Eventually, he becomes as a god, and births a new universe.

I wish we were all Kerbals in a Kerbal universe.





 
steeljaw354Date: Monday, 16.05.2016, 22:35 | Message # 176
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All are dead

I wish earth was tropical and peaceful
 
OstariskDate: Monday, 16.05.2016, 22:39 | Message # 177
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Wish granted. however, due to the modified climate, to make the world warm all over, many species of the earth have died out. also, you have now started gatherings of protesters who declare war.

I wish that I could buy another wish with this one and then using the other wish to buy another wish. and so on.






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Edited by Ostarisk - Monday, 16.05.2016, 22:40
 
WatsisnameDate: Tuesday, 17.05.2016, 01:32 | Message # 178
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Using your wish to purchase a new wish invalidates the ability to grant the wish, so you have invoked a paradox. The paradox resolution office charges $1 for each wish that causes the paradox. Because your wish is that each wish costs the previous wish, on your n'th wish you owe n(n+1)/2 dollars.

I wish Space Engine simulated physics on all scales, with the computational power to do so generated with the tears of Donald Trump. It is left as an exercise to the wish granter as to how those tears are collected.





 
LookAtDatDakkaDate: Tuesday, 17.05.2016, 02:10 | Message # 179
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Nope. the computer of the future can't run SpaceEngine due to obsolete libraries.

I wish for a huge spaceship that flies past the speed of light!





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OstariskDate: Tuesday, 17.05.2016, 03:08 | Message # 180
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Quote LookAtDatDakka ()
I wish for a huge spaceship that flies past the speed of light!

Granted. you spent 12 years secretly building one, and you take it on it's first flight. unfortunately, you carelessly flew you spacecraft so fast that you burrow a tunnel through time and space. it causes the universe to collapse on itself by reasons that our kind could never explain. you make it out. but you make it into the obsolete absolute nothingness, the same stuff that was around before the big bang. you get ripped into the many quarks, gluons, and many particles you are made of. they fade into the nothingness. long story short: you, and the universe dies.

I wish the moon had intelligent life on it, that way we have some friends.






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Edited by Ostarisk - Tuesday, 17.05.2016, 03:10
 
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